lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now

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largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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officialunitedstates:

How long do you have to spend in isolation, separated completely from human contact, before you stop yelling ow every time you stub your toe

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ladyhistory:

That sounds just like something Ben Franklin would say to a talking jug of juice.

ladyhistory:

That sounds just like something Ben Franklin would say to a talking jug of juice.

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sofapizza:

jakv:

Pound the fucking body

happy no more fathers day

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